What technology does notthebee.com use?

notthebee.com is built with Laravel, Google Analytics.

Is notthebee.com secure (HTTPS)?

Yes. notthebee.com uses TLS 1.3 with a certificate issued by Google Trust Services, valid until Sep 19, 2026.

Who hosts notthebee.com?

Hosting provider information for notthebee.com is not available yet.

What is notthebee.com's SEO score?

notthebee.com scored 80/100 for SEO in the latest analysis (great).

What is notthebee.com's overall website score?

notthebee.com has an overall SiteGraph score of 87/100, combining SEO, performance, security, and accessibility.

Has notthebee.com's score changed over time?

notthebee.com's overall score has improved by 3 points (from 84 to 87) since Jul 26, 2026.

notthebee.com

Not the Bee | What a time to be alive

Last scanned Aug 3, 2026, 5:00 AM · 6 views

Overall score

Great

Summary

Not the Bee is your source for headlines that should be satire, but aren't. This website uses Google Analytics behind Cloudflare CDN. SEO is good (80/100) and accessibility is excellent (90/100). Security scores good (80/100) and performance excellent (100/100). Top issue: No H1 heading found.

Not the Bee is your source for headlines that should be satire, but aren't.

Top issues to fix

7 issues found · 3 high priority

Missing Strict-Transport-Security header
Security
Add HSTS so browsers always use HTTPS — this closes the protocol-downgrade attack window.
Missing Content-Security-Policy header
Security
Add a CSP to control which sources can run scripts — the strongest single defense against XSS.
No H1 heading found
SEO
Add exactly one H1 describing the page's main topic — it anchors the document outline for search engines and screen readers.
2 cookies without Secure/HttpOnly flags
Security
Set Secure and HttpOnly on session cookies so they can't leak over HTTP or be read by injected scripts.
robots.txt not found
SEO
Publish /robots.txt with a Sitemap: directive to guide crawlers.
sitemap.xml not found
SEO
Publish an XML sitemap and reference it from robots.txt to speed up page discovery.

+1 more issue — details in the sections below.

SEO

3 issue(s) found

100

Performance

308 ms

Security

HTTPS & header checks

Accessibility

1 issue(s) found

Score history

+3 overall since Jul 26, 2026

Overall: 87
SEO: 80
Security: 80
Performance: 100
Accessibility: 90

Organization

Company details published in this site's own structured data.

Not the Bee is your source for headlines that should be satire, but aren't.

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Meta tags

Title: Not the Bee | What a time to be alive
Description: Not the Bee is your source for headlines that should be satire, but aren't.
Canonical: https://notthebee.com
Language: en
Charset: utf-8
Viewport: width=device-width, initial-scale=1, maximum-scale=1
Robots meta
Manifest: https://notthebee.com/site.webmanifest

Technologies

Detected frameworks, languages, and tools.

Laravel Google Analytics

Hosting & CDN

Hosting provider: —
CDN provider: Cloudflare
IP address: —
ASN: —

DNS records

Type	Value
A	—
AAAA	—
MX	—
TXT	—
NS	—
CAA	—
CNAME	—
IPv6 support	No

TLS / SSL certificate

Version: TLS 1.3
Issuer: Google Trust Services
Subject: notthebee.com
Valid from: Jun 21, 2026
Valid to: Sep 19, 2026
Days until expiry: 47
SAN domains: notthebee.com, *.notthebee.com

Security headers

Strict-Transport-SecurityMissing
Content-Security-PolicyMissing
X-Frame-OptionsEnabled
X-Content-Type-OptionsEnabled
Referrer-PolicyMissing
Permissions-PolicyMissing

Compression: gzip · 2 cookie(s) observed

Content & assets

Headings

H1 0 · H2 4 · H3 12

Links

51 internal · 6 external · 20 broken

Images

26 total · 0 missing alt

Scripts / Styles

21 scripts · 4 stylesheets

JS / CSS size

7.3 KB · 15.1 KB

Page size

246 KB

Robots.txt & Sitemap

robots.txt: Not found
Disallow rules: 0
sitemap.xml: Not found
URLs in sitemap: 0

SEO issues

No H1 heading found
robots.txt not found
sitemap.xml not found

Scan details

Requested URL: https://notthebee.com
Final URL: https://notthebee.com
HTTP status: 200
HTTP version: HTTP/2
Response time: 303 ms
HTML size: 246 KB
Redirect chain: https://notthebee.com

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Frequently asked questions

What technology does notthebee.com use?: notthebee.com is built with Laravel, Google Analytics.
Is notthebee.com secure (HTTPS)?: Yes. notthebee.com uses TLS 1.3 with a certificate issued by Google Trust Services, valid until Sep 19, 2026.
Who hosts notthebee.com?: Hosting provider information for notthebee.com is not available yet.
What is notthebee.com's SEO score?: notthebee.com scored 80/100 for SEO in the latest analysis (great).
What is notthebee.com's overall website score?: notthebee.com has an overall SiteGraph score of 87/100, combining SEO, performance, security, and accessibility.
Has notthebee.com's score changed over time?: notthebee.com's overall score has improved by 3 points (from 84 to 87) since Jul 26, 2026.