notthebee.com
Not the Bee | What a time to be alive
Last scanned Jul 26, 2026, 5:18 AM
Overall score
Great
Summary
Not the Bee is your source for headlines that should be satire, but aren't. This website uses Google Analytics behind Cloudflare CDN. SEO is good (85/100) and accessibility is excellent (90/100). Security scores good (80/100) and performance good (80/100). Top issue: No H1 heading found.
Not the Bee is your source for headlines that should be satire, but aren't.
Top issues to fix
6 issues found · 4 high priority
Missing Strict-Transport-Security header
SecurityAdd HSTS so browsers always use HTTPS — this closes the protocol-downgrade attack window.
Missing Content-Security-Policy header
SecurityAdd a CSP to control which sources can run scripts — the strongest single defense against XSS.
No H1 heading found
SEOAdd exactly one H1 describing the page's main topic — it anchors the document outline for search engines and screen readers.
Slow estimated load (6.7s)
PerformanceUse a CDN, enable caching/compression, and cut render-blocking assets — every extra second costs conversions.
2 cookies without Secure/HttpOnly flags
SecuritySet Secure and HttpOnly on session cookies so they can't leak over HTTP or be read by injected scripts.
sitemap.xml not found
SEOPublish an XML sitemap and reference it from robots.txt to speed up page discovery.
SEO
2 issue(s) found
Performance
6.70 s
Security
HTTPS & header checks
Accessibility
1 issue(s) found
Organization
Company details published in this site's own structured data.
Not the Bee is your source for headlines that should be satire, but aren't.
Meta tags
- Title
- Not the Bee | What a time to be alive
- Description
- Not the Bee is your source for headlines that should be satire, but aren't.
- Canonical
- https://notthebee.com
- Language
- en
- Charset
- utf-8
- Viewport
- width=device-width, initial-scale=1, maximum-scale=1
- Robots meta
- Manifest
- https://notthebee.com/site.webmanifest
Technologies
Detected frameworks, languages, and tools.
Hosting & CDN
- Hosting provider
- —
- CDN provider
- Cloudflare
- IP address
- 172.66.167.77
- ASN
- —
DNS records
| Type | Value |
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| A |
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| AAAA |
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| MX |
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| TXT |
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| NS |
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| CAA |
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| CNAME | — |
| IPv6 support | Yes |
TLS / SSL certificate
- Version
- TLS 1.3
- Issuer
- Google Trust Services
- Subject
- notthebee.com
- Valid from
- Jun 21, 2026
- Valid to
- Sep 19, 2026
- Days until expiry
- 54
- SAN domains
- notthebee.com, *.notthebee.com
Security headers
- Strict-Transport-SecurityMissing
- Content-Security-PolicyMissing
- X-Frame-OptionsEnabled
- X-Content-Type-OptionsEnabled
- Referrer-PolicyMissing
- Permissions-PolicyMissing
Compression: gzip · 2 cookie(s) observed
Content & assets
Headings
H1 0 · H2 4 · H3 12
Links
51 internal · 6 external · 0 broken
Images
26 total · 0 missing alt
Scripts / Styles
21 scripts · 4 stylesheets
JS / CSS size
201 KB · 15.1 KB
Page size
260 KB
Robots.txt & Sitemap
- robots.txt
- Found
- Disallow rules
- 9
- sitemap.xml
- Not found
- URLs in sitemap
- 0
SEO issues
- No H1 heading found
- sitemap.xml not found
Accessibility issues
- No H1 heading found
Scan details
- Requested URL
- https://notthebee.com
- Final URL
- https://notthebee.com
- HTTP status
- 200
- HTTP version
- HTTP/2
- Response time
- 6.70 s
- HTML size
- 260 KB
- Redirect chain
- https://notthebee.com
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Frequently asked questions
- What technology does notthebee.com use?
- notthebee.com is built with Laravel, Google Analytics.
- Is notthebee.com secure (HTTPS)?
- Yes. notthebee.com uses TLS 1.3 with a certificate issued by Google Trust Services, valid until Sep 19, 2026.
- Who hosts notthebee.com?
- Hosting provider information for notthebee.com is not available yet.
- What is notthebee.com's SEO score?
- notthebee.com scored 85/100 for SEO in the latest analysis (great).
- What is notthebee.com's overall website score?
- notthebee.com has an overall SiteGraph score of 84/100, combining SEO, performance, security, and accessibility.
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